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Emmy Award-nominated Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship.
Emmy Award-nominated Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship.
The Harpers Take Jake to the Bus Stop | Two and a Half Men
“I need a current picture in case you go missing.”
Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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Season 5 Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
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Alan’s Not Okay, and It’s Ruining Charlie | Two and a Half Men
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“He’s a ticking time bomb and we don’t want to be in the car with him when he goes off.” Season 6 Episode 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Please Tell Me There’s a Severed Head in that Bag | Two and a Half Men
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“Tastes kind of like oily pie." Season 7 Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Jakes Date Is Ruined Thanks to Charlie | Two and a Half Men
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“What’s your deal? Trying to teach your parents a lesson?” Season 8 Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Alan Picked This Fight Himself | Two and a Half Men
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“I know a couple tricks to weed out the losers.” Season 7 Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Take Advantage of Charlie While You Can | Two and a Half Men
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“That’ll do it.” Season 8 Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Leaves Alan Unread | Two and a Half Men
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“Hey! I was trying to walk and text!” Season 9 Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
This Bathroom Trip Seems Promising | Two and a Half Men
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“And what you’re left with is a fat kid dancing in shrimp.” Season 5 Episode 16: Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
The Greatest Dinner in Harper History | Two and a Half Men
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“Easy for you to say. You’re not marrying into the Addams family.” Season 3 Episode 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Subscribe now: ruclips.net/channel/UCljRE_acPpAaKI9yPfVZduA This is the official Two and a Half Men channel! Stay up to date on the funniest, wildest, and most awkward moments from all 12 seasons! #TwoAndAHalfMen #TV #Funny
Berta Is Full of Relationship Advice | Two and a Half Men
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Berta Is Full of Relationship Advice | Two and a Half Men
Is Alan’s Success Charlie’s Greatest Failure? | Two and a Half Men
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Is Alan’s Success Charlie’s Greatest Failure? | Two and a Half Men
Jake and Alan Watch the Latest Downfall | Two and a Half Men
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Jake and Alan Watch the Latest Downfall | Two and a Half Men
The Wonderful World of Lying Alan Harper | Two and a Half Men
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The Wonderful World of Lying Alan Harper | Two and a Half Men
Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
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Charlie’s Love Knows No Bounds | Two and a Half Men
Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
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Supercut: Alan Blew It, Again. | Two and a Half Men
All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
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All We Can Do Now Is Drink | Two and a Half Men
Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
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Don’t Worry Alan, It’s Not Funny Twice | Two and a Half Men
Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
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Evelyn Isn’t Thrilled by Alan’s Setback | Two and a Half Men
The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
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The Strange Lady Is Back | Two and a Half Men
I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
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I Knew it Wasn’t the Security Guard | Two and a Half Men
I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
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I Want My Watch Back | Two and a Half Men
This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
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This Time, Jake Spilled the Vegas Beans | Two and a Half Men
Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
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Too Bad Charlie Doesn’t Work for Hallmark | Two and a Half Men
Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
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Wait a Minute, Who’s Alan Harper? | Two and a Half Men
Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
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Stingy Alan, Meet Conman Charlie | Two and a Half Men
Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
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Which One of You Is the Mommy? | Two and a Half Men
Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
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Are We Sure Alan Isn’t Gay? | Two and a Half Men
Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
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Alan? In Spin Class? Yeah Right! | Two and a Half Men
Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
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Is Alan a Little Slow? | Two and a Half Men
Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
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Introducing the Latest Olympic Sport | Two and a Half Men
The grip 😂
alan is the freeloading jerk lyndsey deserves better
😂😂😂😂 poor allan
Hollywood can't handle real Man
He’s a ticking time bomb & we don’t want to be in the car with him when he goes off. 🤣
Nice outfit on Alan 😮
“Hot For Teacher” music video?
Alan really is a ticking time bomb if he brought his dummy to the movies.
No clips of Candy?😢😢😢
The best 3 seconds of the whole show was Charlie throwing that dummy out the window at the high-rise hotel he and Alan were at.
Charlie Sheen is such a great actor.❤
@@MissQueen15050 He is.❤️
It was obvious that she didn’t want Alan 😂. She was more interested in the guy she just talked to than Alan. Seems like she was way out of his league. Punching that other guy was not worth it over a girl since he ended up behind bars for that.
1:45 almost like a Jack Nicholson scene from the shining facial expression said it all
Mark 7:18-23,
hate alan
Why did they make Alan so weird in the latter episodes??
Mid Life crisis, his life is full of suffering and honestly even I am tired of his life
2:45 Charlie: No, if you go without her, i'm the bad guy. Me: So be the Good guy and let Chelsea go to the farmers market with Alan. lol
Charlie Harper Revealed Walden
What?
Elaborate
Alan projected his shitty middle school experience onto Jake and basically taught him how to be a pathetic, lame loser. And Charlie just went along with it. If Judith found out the truth and berated the two of them, we would actually be on her side for once. Charlie and Alan really screwed the pooch (not an expression I use often) on this one. Plus, it was redundant since Jake would have had a hard time in middle school no matter how much preparation he had (unless he becomes a jock, which obviously wasn’t going to happen); there’s even a trope for this concept called Middle School Is Miserable.
True, but to be fair, both Alan and Charlie are average-sized men. I don't think any of them had an easy time in junior high regarding bullies, so they probably don't know any better. Remember, Charlie got a beating from Steven Tyler, so... Still, they should have taken Jake into some self-defense class or boxing school. That's what I would do in this situation. Except Judith probably wouldn't have let them...
@@afonsodeportugal That is definitely true for Alan. Charlie? I don’t think so. He was definitely one of the popular kids. Yeah, Charlie is “a lover, not a fighter”. In other words, he’s a womanizing wimp. The only person he can win in a fist fight against is Alan, who is a wimp in every sense of the word. That’s like watching an episode of Frasier where Frasier and Niles fight; they’re both physically ungifted wimps, but Niles more so. Needless to say, in this case, Charlie is Frasier and Alan is Niles. Both Alan and Judith (who was still a caring mother at the time) would immediately dismiss the idea of self-defense classes or boxing lessons. Before you ask, I don’t know how Charlie would react to that.
@darkwarriormaster9644+ ordinary alan without a doubt bad alan yeah that part charlie don't have a prayer chance in hell or earth go survive he a dealing with a sociopath version of alan
@@georgebrice8329 Both Charlie and ordinary Alan are cowards. However, Bad Alan (who’s basically Lex Luthor) is a lot more ruthless and intimidating; Charlie would be too scared to fight.
Alan Don't be Ridiculous, they never find those kids😂😂😂😂😂
Translation... She's trying to block all my other side chicks
A ticking time bomb....hahaha
👏🤣💯👍
hate hate alan
Looks like Alan and Charlie have scarred poor Jake for life.
Nah he doomed for the start
@@georgebrice8329 true! 😂
Oh that ship has sailed.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
This is just harlious
I don’t know why Charlie don’t like Danny the dummy as creepy puppet. 🤣🤣
I know right?
@@MissQueen15050 That’s why I hate puppet too when i agree with charlie.
Alan is a gold digger bug
Alan's Role with the doll was Impeccable
Funny 😄
"F" scary
More and more bad alan was coming out maybe charlie worst fear was dealing with bad alan
Alan's hilarious🤣💯👍
I totally agree with you like everytime i can’t stop laughing least season for charlie acting funny. 😂
He sure is!
What would have happened if Charlie actually wrapped Danny the dummy with meat and threw him in the ocean? 😂
Yeah, but charlie got annoyed over danny the dummy as puppet thing alan just bought which is annoying. 😂
@@MissQueen15050I agree. 😂
I hated that dummy.
Yippee Skippy😂
Underrated line😂
It was like Alan really went out of his way to do things that decreased any chance he had at getting laid.
I think alan well bad alan was plotting to do one thing kill charlie
*"That's what she said."* is crazy 🤣🤣🤣
That’s one of my favorite quotes from Michael Scott 😂
1:52
I remember this series 😅😅😅
How is that 1/2 naked?
Rose popped up...Ohhh it's trouble! 💀😅😂🤣🌹
Stupid episode
I can't get over Charlie not on this show.😢😢😢🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Even a drunk Charlie is way better than Ashton Kutcher.
"Every time it hurts when I pee, I think of you" 😂🤣that is probably the sweetest, but most twisted and wrong line I heard on this series 😅😅😅
...I just heard about Berta passing away in 2020, thank you for making me laugh, RIP
Jake he kiss 💋 his girlfriend
Charlie being so drunk in this scene makes a lot of sense because it’s the reason why he got fired from the show to begin with and why season 8 was so short to begin with. It all went downhill after season 6 as there was even more behind the scenes drama in season 7. It’s a such it has to happen as the show wasn’t the show after Charlie Sheen left. The other show he did at the time, anger management, was very forgettable to say the least as well.